Children, there will be tears
When we first met you couldn't even knot your tie straight.
You'd never tried an oyster, been to the theatre, read Woolf or Wilde.
I did that. It's what you do for someone when you believe in them.

senashenta:

senashenta

I never noticed how much Toothless is trashing the roof. Hiccup must have to repair it CONSTANTLY. xD;

(Source: graphrofberk)

Madness is a prerequisite for any good journalist.

ironicdavestrider:

Normalize women with penises

Normalize men with vaginas

Normalize intersex people

Normalize singular neutral pronouns

Normalize diversity and crush stereotypes

zaynsbro:

people that chew so loud and talk while eating are the root cause of global warming 

nerdfithers:

oneboredjeu:

nerdfithers:

nerdfithers:

i opened both my water and my electricity bills at once

needless to say i was shocked

get out

this is my post you get out

(Source: chronicallylate)

the-real-jeff:

Never forget the REAL skeleton war

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Toothless Found

(Source: notcommondragons)

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

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i was feeling particularly dysphoric today when an old lady came up to me and my little sister in the library and started talking with us, after a few minutes she said i was such a charming young man. that improved my day so much